daily dose of happyness

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

(via conjunctly)

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

(via zixinnn)

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

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I'll answer 1000% honest

• Have you ever:
• 1) Self harmed?
• 2) Got into a real fight?
• 3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
• 4) Tried to commit suicide?
• 5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
• 6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
• 7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
• 8) Accused someone of using you?
• 9) Shoplifted?
• 10) Gotten drunk/high?
• 11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
• 12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
• (Right now) Are you:
• 13) Suicidal?
• 14) Bored?
• 15) Avoiding someone?
• 16) Avoiding some task?
• 17) Depressed?
• 18) Crying?
• 19) Annoyed with a friend?
• 20) Worried and confused about something important to you?
• Do you:
• 21) Get depressed easily?
• 22) Get jealous/envious easily?
• 23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?
• 24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?
• 25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
• 26) Go out drinking?
• 27) Smoke cigarettes?
• 28) Smoke weed?
• 29) Do any hard drugs?
• 30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
• 31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?
• 32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
• 33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
• 34) Believe people deserve second chances?
• 35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)
• 36) Think things will get better?
• 37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
• 38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)
• Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
• 39) Long hair OR short hair?
• 40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?
• 41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
• 42) Shy OR open?
• 43) Eyes OR body?
• 44) Religious OR non-religious?
• 45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?
• 46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
• 47) Piercings OR no piercings?
• 48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?
• 49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
• 50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?
• Would you:
• 51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
• 52) Smoke weed?
• 53) Smoke cigarettes?
• 54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
• 55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
• 56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
• 57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?
• 58) Join a band as a part time activity?
• 59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
• 60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?
• 61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?
• 62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
• 63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
• 64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
• 65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?
• 66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?
• 67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
• 68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
• 69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?
• 70) Sleep naked?

jamesfrancgoaway:

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

(via ktrololol)