mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via amphidromic-points)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: saladfanclub, via guy)

Midtown intersection, NYC.

(Source: felibre, via -anch0rs-)

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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(via dicktarts)

assume:

i guess i’m in shape because a circle is a shape

(via guy)

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

(Source: theronhumphrey.com, via baconating)

burymeatsee:

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

Me: “Hey sweetie, can you text daddy and ask him if he still likes me?”
Daughter: “MoooOOoOooOm”

(via thats-just-perfect)

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via guy)

1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

(via guy)

lolsofunny:

life lessons 101

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)

vegetarain:

when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework

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